i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We are two peas in an std pod
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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