we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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