We won't sleep together?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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