So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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