Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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