I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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