walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i just had sex bonerless
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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