we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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