I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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