stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
When are your genitals available?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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