they need to just BURY HIM!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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