I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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