Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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