i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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