I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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