It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
