i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Why did my mother make you get naked?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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