Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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