I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Are we still banned from the library?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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