So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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