just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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