What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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