we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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