if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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