put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
this will be a night to untag.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize