Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
