Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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