do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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