Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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