Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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