break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
