i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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