glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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