Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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