i just made my gag reflex go away.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
