Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Im part way to drunk.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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