Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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