I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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