youre lurking in front of me
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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