Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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