I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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