I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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