I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i think i have two assholes
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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