your parents love me but you hate me
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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