I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
