I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What changed your mind?
Being sober
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
