blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
