i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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