508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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