This is not my ceiling
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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