Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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