YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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