Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think my fart just growled at me.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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