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Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My ass is underappreciated
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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