so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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