I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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