she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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