I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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