There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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