there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
